[sher-uhl]

I am the special news bulletin that interrupts your favourite show, the slug that slimes your begonias, the bubblegum that sticks to your hair, the raspberry seed that you can't seem to floss out, the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul, the batteries that are not included, the low ratings that cancel out your program, and the wrong number that wakes you up at 3 am..
Hopefully, you get the drift..